ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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