Plan B is the new Plan A
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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