Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I fill condoms, not promises.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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