i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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