I wannas sexs uuuuu
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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