I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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