from now on my penis is your penis
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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