she looked like the before picture.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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