I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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