Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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