no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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