if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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