Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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