the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
