butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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