I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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