Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
