Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There r osticjed everywhere
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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