She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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