I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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