we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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