Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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