I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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