If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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