Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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