K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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