OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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