Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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