My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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