They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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