watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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