You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
