its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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