i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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