Do you still have your period?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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