some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
two words...techno handjob
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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