Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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