Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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