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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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