So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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