The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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