Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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