I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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