just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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