The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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