I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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