it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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