Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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