as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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