The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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