I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sorry about my life...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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