At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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