I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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