the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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