i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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